Happy valentines day 2015 : Valentines day is not so far, as the one by one day passing away, it is coming closer and everyone making plans to celebrate their valentines day and to make it more special for their partner. But there are many guys and girls, who are not in love or single, or can say hate love, relationship, they do not love to share valentines day love quotes and love greetings, so for them, here we bring some funniest Happy valentines day 2015 images, Happy valentines day funny messages, funny quotes, and funny valentines jokes.
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Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
” Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.
A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”
A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?” “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche!
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